This email had me LMAO, this is the best laugh I had all week and it made my DAY!
Lucille's dishwasher stopped working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the kitchen table, and I'll post you a cheque .'
'Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you.
But, whatever you do, NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!' 'I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'
When the repairman arrived at lucille's house the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen.
But, just as she had said, the dog Spike, just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him crazy the whole time with it's incessant squawking.. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!'
To which the parrot replied, 'Get him, Spike!'
See - Men just don't listen!